Goop, the lifestyle company created by Gwyneth Paltrow, just dropped its 2019 holiday gift guide – and it’s as Goop-y as ever.

This year’s list includes sections like “the ridiculous but awesome gift guide, “the lover’s gift guide,” and “the wellness junkie’s gift” – the latter of which Goop proclaims “not to toot our own pelvic floor trainer, but this is where we shine.”

It should come as no surprise that Goop – which once sang the praises of a $145,000 “vaginal egg” – features many eccentric and exorbitantly priced items in its gift guide. These items range from a $250,000 reservation for Virgin Galactic’s forthcoming trips to space, a $1,350 leather BDSM leather bondage kit, and a $13o marijuana joint roller.

We rounded up some of the wildest selections, below.


Lunar rock edition of Noman Mailer's "Moonfire"... meteorite included.

Foto: sourceTaschen

Price: $275,000

It's a limited-edition version of Norman Mailer's "Moonfire," which, yes, comes with its very own meteorite.


Gravity Balans chair

Foto: sourceVarier

Price: $1,999

A chair that simulates weightlessness doesn't come cheap.


Special reserve Kaluga-Huso caviar hybrid

Foto: sourcePetrossian

Price: $16,000 for one kilogram

According to the Petrossian website, Kaluga-Huso is the "future of caviar."


The Otto automatic joint roller

Foto: sourceBanana Bros

Price: $130

Goop wants you to roll those joints in style.


Custom plant music installation

Foto: sourceData Garden

Price: $25,000

It's "an immersive plant music installation" designed "to make your plants sing," according to the Data Garden website.


Infrared sauna blanket

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Price: $500

Take your heated blanket one step further.


Dehydrated caviar bar

Foto: sourceCalvisius

Price: $99

Just like the golden ticket chocolate bar from "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory," except it's caviar.


Reserve a seat to space with Virgin Galactic

Foto: sourceSteven Counts for Virgin Galactic

Price: $250,000

Snag a seat aboard one of the first commercial journeys to space.


Restraining arts kit

Foto: sourceKiki de Montparnasse

Price: $1,350

All the leather cuffs you could ever need.


Luxe brass fire extinguisher

Foto: sourceSafe-T

Price: $250

"Because yes, even something as practical and purposeful as say, a fire extinguisher, can skew sexy," Goop writes.


Four in a row wonderstone marble set

Foto: sourceEdie Parker

Price: $1,495

Basically a fancy version of Connect Four.